True story: as I drove over the bricks...
"My actions" -- Moscow
"Goal" -
- to purchase a brick at wholesale prices
"Stroysnab2000.ru" -
- the firm where I had to purchase the product
красный кирпич -
- the code name for my operation
Familiarity

How it was:
I came to Moscow to buy a brick. Found on the Internet site of a large wholesale firm. Phoned, arrived. And there... I met a gorgeous young woman. I just lost my head. Eventually bought a brick 3 times more than it was necessary, but cheap. And getting to know her I still long to be stored in the memory, like a brick in my garage that I had to take, because the chief doesn't explain that the woman-Builder I hung a brick on the ears).
Morality
If you're in Moscow - combine pleasant with useful.
Buy yourself - двойной кирпич.